Thursday, March 1, 2007

Global Warming Solution Out of This World!

UFO science key to halting climate change: former Canadian defense minister

OTTAWA (AFP) - A former Canadian defense minister is demanding governments worldwide disclose and use secret alien technologies obtained in alleged UFO crashes to stem climate change, a local paper said Wednesday.

"I would like to see what (alien) technology there might be that could eliminate the burning of fossil fuels within a generation ... that could be a way to save our planet," Paul Hellyer, 83, told the Ottawa Citizen.

You just can't make this stuff up.

I actually think this idea makes perfect sense. The same moonbats that believe that aliens exist, and are being hidden from the public (No, not mexicans, aliens from outer space), believe in global warming. I think the US government should take advantage of this. Why not have a top Bush administration official release a statement that, yes aliens exist, and yes it is all a huge conspiracy, and yes, their technology can solve the problem. THEN the government could say that the alien technology can actually reverse the effects of global warming, and that we are just waiting to use it until the earth warms up enough to necessatate it. Viola, problem solved. (j/k)

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